In a surprising turn of events, Vice President Vance has taken on the role of the ‘enforcer’ of Trump’s Make America Great Again (MAGA) agenda. Known for his no-nonsense attitude and love for all things Swiss Army knife, Vance has quickly made a name for himself in the White House.
Since taking office five months ago, Vance has been seen carrying his trusty Swiss Army knife everywhere he goes. From cutting open letters to fixing leaky faucets in the Oval Office, Vance has proven that he is not afraid to get his hands dirty in order to get the job done.
When asked about his reliance on the Swiss Army knife, Vance replied with a wink, “You never know when you’re going to need a screwdriver or a bottle opener in this town. It’s better to be prepared than caught off guard.”
Vance’s tough stance on enforcing Trump’s agenda has not gone unnoticed by his colleagues. White House Chief of Staff, John Johnson, had this to say about Vance’s approach, “He may be small in stature, but he’s got the heart of a lion. And a Swiss Army knife that can do just about anything.”
Even Trump himself has taken notice of Vance’s dedication to the MAGA cause. In a recent tweet, Trump praised Vance for his “unwavering commitment to making America great again, one Swiss Army knife at a time.”
But not everyone is thrilled with Vance’s new role as the enforcer. Former Vice President Mike Pence was overheard saying, “I never thought I’d see the day when a Swiss Army knife would be calling the shots in the White House. What’s next, a can opener as Secretary of State?”
Despite the naysayers, Vance continues to wield his Swiss Army knife with pride, ready to tackle any challenge that comes his way. As one anonymous staffer put it, “If you’ve got a problem, just give Vance a call. He’ll fix it with his trusty Swiss Army knife in no time.”
