In a shocking turn of events, swimmers at a popular Utah waterfall narrowly escaped death as a barrage of massive boulders came crashing down around them. The incident, which took place at the aptly named Big Rock Falls, left onlookers in disbelief as they watched the fearless swimmers dodge the giant rocks with impressive agility.
One witness, who goes by the name of Bob McBoberson, described the chaotic scene, saying, “It was like a scene out of a disaster movie, except with more swimsuits and sunscreen. I couldn’t believe my eyes as those boulders came tumbling down towards those poor, unsuspecting swimmers. It was like a real-life game of dodgeball, only with much higher stakes.”
Another witness, who preferred to remain anonymous, added, “I was just enjoying my picnic when all of a sudden, I heard this loud rumbling noise. I looked up and saw these massive boulders hurtling towards the waterfall. I thought for sure it was the end for those swimmers, but they somehow managed to evade certain death. It was both terrifying and impressive at the same time.”
When asked for comment, one of the swimmers, who goes by the name of Sally Swimsalot, simply shrugged and said, “I guess you could say we really rocked that dodging challenge.” Another swimmer, who insisted on being called Captain Cannonball, added, “I’ve always been a fan of extreme sports, but this takes the cake. Dodging boulders while trying to enjoy a leisurely swim? Now that’s what I call a thrill!”
Despite the close call, authorities have assured the public that the area is now safe and secure for swimmers once again. As for the brave souls who narrowly escaped the falling boulders, they can now add “dodging death at Big Rock Falls” to their list of impressive accomplishments. And who knows, maybe they’ll even consider joining the next season of “Survivor: Waterfall Edition.” Stay tuned for more updates on this truly rockin’ story.
