In a shocking turn of events, the Supreme Court has upheld a Texas law requiring age verification on porn websites. The decision has sparked outrage among internet users, with many questioning the government’s invasion of privacy in the name of protecting children.
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, known for her liberal views, surprisingly sided with the conservative majority in the 5-4 decision. In her opinion, she stated, “While I may not agree with the law itself, I do believe that we must protect our youth from the dangers of unrestricted internet access. Plus, who doesn’t love a good age verification pop-up?”
The law, which requires users to input their date of birth before accessing adult content, has already caused chaos in the online world. PornHub CEO, Randy Johnson, expressed his frustration, saying, “This is a major blow to our business. How are we supposed to make money if we can’t lure in unsuspecting teenagers with our enticing thumbnails?”
However, not everyone is against the law. Karen Smith, a conservative mom from Texas, applauded the decision, stating, “Finally, someone is looking out for our kids! Now I can sleep soundly knowing that little Jimmy won’t stumble upon anything inappropriate while searching for Minecraft videos.”
Despite the mixed reactions, the Supreme Court’s decision is final, leaving porn websites no choice but to comply with the age verification requirements. In a statement, PornHub announced that they will be implementing a new feature called “Granny Mode,” where users must verify that they are over the age of 80 before accessing the site.
As the online community grapples with the implications of this new law, one thing is for certain – the internet will never be the same. So, whether you’re a concerned parent or a die-hard porn enthusiast, buckle up and get ready for a wild ride in the world of online smut. And remember, always double-check your birthdate before clicking “Enter.”
