In a shocking turn of events, the Supreme Court has ruled on Trump’s third-country deportations, putting the president in a major test that could have massive implications for his administration. The decision, which came down in a 5-4 vote, has left Trump scrambling to come up with a new plan to keep his beloved deportations going.
“We are pleased with the Court’s decision, which upholds the legality of our third-country deportations,” said White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. “This is a big win for the president and his tough stance on immigration.”
However, not everyone is thrilled with the ruling. Immigration rights activists have been quick to condemn the decision, calling it a violation of human rights. “This is a travesty of justice,” said activist Juanita Gonzalez. “We will not stand idly by while innocent people are ripped from their homes and sent to who knows where.”
Meanwhile, Trump himself has been busy tweeting up a storm in response to the ruling. “Just won big on deportations! Fake news media can’t handle my winning streak,” he tweeted. “I’m the best at deporting, believe me.”
But the real question on everyone’s minds is: where will Trump deport people to now that the third-country rule has been upheld? Rumors have been swirling that he is considering sending immigrants to the moon, citing lack of space on Earth. When asked for comment, NASA spokesperson Bob Smith said, “We have not been contacted by the Trump administration about any potential lunar deportations. However, we are always open to new ideas.”
As the dust settles on this landmark Supreme Court ruling, one thing is clear: Trump’s third-country deportations are here to stay. Whether he will be able to come up with a new plan that satisfies both the Court and his supporters remains to be seen. But one thing is for sure – the president will not go down without a fight.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and remember to take everything you read with a grain of salt – especially if it’s coming from the White House.
