In a shocking turn of events, the founder of StopAntisemitism has issued a dire warning to New Yorkers – if NYC mayoral candidate Mamdani is elected, it would be nothing short of a catastrophe for residents.
The founder, who goes by the fake name of Bubba Goldstein, stated in a recent press conference, “If Mamdani becomes mayor, it will be like a horror movie for the people of New York City. The streets will be filled with chaos, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!”
When asked for further clarification on why Mamdani’s election would be so catastrophic, Goldstein responded with a fake quote, “Well, for starters, he wants to replace all the hot dog vendors with falafel stands! Can you imagine the horror of not being able to get a dirty water dog on every corner?”
Goldstein went on to claim that Mamdani’s policies would lead to a complete breakdown of society, with fake quotes such as, “He wants to ban bagels and lox! It’s an attack on our Jewish heritage!”
In response to these outrageous claims, Mamdani, who goes by the fake name of Joe Schmoe for the purposes of this article, laughed off the accusations. “I don’t know what Bubba Goldstein is smoking, but I can assure you that my policies are not going to turn NYC into a post-apocalyptic wasteland. In fact, I plan to increase funding for public parks and community programs to improve the quality of life for all New Yorkers.”
Despite Mamdani’s reassurances, Goldstein continues to warn residents to beware of the impending catastrophe if Mamdani is elected. “Mark my words, if Mamdani wins, it will be like the end of days for New York City. The only solution is to vote for anyone but him!”
As the mayoral race heats up, one thing is for certain – with fake quotes and outrageous claims flying left and right, the only thing New Yorkers can do is buckle up and prepare for a wild ride.
