In a shocking turn of events, Dell Curry, father of Golden State Warriors superstar Stephen Curry, has made a bold prediction about his son’s future in the NBA. According to Dell, Steph is likely to compete in the league “well into his 40s.” That’s right, folks, we may be seeing the sharpshooting Curry draining threes and breaking ankles for years to come.
In an exclusive interview with our very own fake news reporter, Dell dropped this bombshell revelation. When asked about his son’s longevity in the league, Dell confidently stated, “Oh, Steph’s got plenty of gas left in the tank. He’s like a fine wine, he only gets better with age. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s still out there balling when he’s pushing 50.”
Naturally, this news has sent shockwaves through the NBA community. Players and fans alike are buzzing with excitement at the thought of witnessing the ageless wonder that is Stephen Curry. Fake sources close to the Warriors organization have even reported that team management is already making plans to build a special nursing home facility next to the arena to accommodate Steph’s future needs.
When reached for comment, Warriors head coach Steve Kerr could barely contain his excitement. “I mean, it’s incredible, isn’t it? Steph playing until his 40s? That’s just unheard of. But hey, if anyone can defy the laws of aging, it’s Steph Curry. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s still dropping 50-point games on us when he’s in a wheelchair.”
As for Steph himself, he seemed unfazed by his father’s bold prediction. In a statement released to the press, he simply said, “I’m just taking it one game at a time. If my body holds up, who knows? Maybe I’ll still be out there hooping when I’m collecting Social Security checks.”
So there you have it, folks. Get ready for the Curry show to continue well into the golden years. Who needs retirement when you can have three-pointers and ankle-breakers for days? Keep an eye out for Steph Curry, the NBA’s very own Benjamin Button.
