In a shocking turn of events, a new mobile malware called SparkKitty has been discovered targeting both Android and iPhone users. This devious malware is spreading like wildfire, infecting devices and causing chaos in its wake.
“It’s like a cat-astrophe waiting to happen,” said cybersecurity expert Dr. Jane Goodhack. “SparkKitty is cleverly disguised as a harmless app, but once it’s downloaded, it unleashes a wave of mischief on unsuspecting users.”
The malware is said to display pop-up ads for cat-themed products, constantly play annoying meowing sounds, and even change the device’s wallpaper to a cat meme. Users have reported feeling overwhelmed by the relentless feline bombardment.
“I thought I was downloading a cute cat game, but now my phone is overrun with cat videos and my battery life is at an all-time low,” complained user Bob Meowington.
Authorities are warning users to be cautious when downloading apps and to watch out for any suspicious behavior on their devices. They advise users to regularly update their security software and to avoid clicking on any links or ads that seem fishy.
In the meantime, the creators of SparkKitty remain at large, leaving users to fend for themselves against the onslaught of unwanted cat content.
“We are working tirelessly to track down the perpetrators of this malicious malware,” said FBI agent Agent Whiskers. “But in the meantime, we urge users to remain vigilant and not fall prey to the purr-suasion of SparkKitty.”
So, if you find yourself suddenly inundated with cat videos and meowing sounds, don’t panic. Just remember to stay calm, update your security software, and maybe invest in some earplugs. And who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for all things feline in the process.
