In a shocking turn of events, a South Carolina deputy was tragically killed in what Sheriff Rick Grimes is calling an “ambush from the undead.” Yes, you read that right – zombies are apparently on the loose in South Carolina.
Deputy Carl Grimes, no relation to Sheriff Rick Grimes (or so he claims), was on patrol in the small town of Woodbury when he was attacked by a group of zombies. Witnesses say they heard growling and moaning before Deputy Grimes was found with bite marks on his neck.
Sheriff Rick Grimes held a press conference to address the incident, stating, “This is a clear case of a zombie ambush. We have reason to believe that the undead are rising from their graves and attacking innocent civilians. We urge everyone to stay indoors and stock up on canned goods – you never know when the next zombie attack will occur.”
When asked for further details on the zombies, Sheriff Grimes responded, “They’re fast, they’re hungry, and they won’t stop until they’ve had their fill of human flesh. It’s a real-life nightmare out here in South Carolina.”
Local resident Maggie Greene shared her thoughts on the incident, saying, “I always knew those zombie movies were based on true events. I never thought I’d see the day when the undead walked among us.”
As news of the zombie attack spreads, conspiracy theories have begun to surface. Some believe that the government is behind the zombie outbreak, while others think it’s all a hoax orchestrated by Sheriff Grimes to boost his reelection campaign.
In the meantime, Sheriff Grimes has issued a warning to all residents of South Carolina: “Stay vigilant, stay armed, and most importantly, stay alive. The undead are coming for us, and we must be prepared to defend ourselves at all costs.”
So, dear readers, be on the lookout for any suspicious behavior – you never know when the next zombie ambush will strike. And remember, in the words of Sheriff Rick Grimes, “Shoot first, ask questions later.” Stay safe out there!
