In a shocking turn of events, the Sinaloa cartel has upped their game by recruiting a hacker to turn Mexico City’s surveillance cameras against the FBI, resulting in a series of unfortunate killings. The Department of Justice has confirmed that the cartel’s newest recruit, known only as “El Nerdón”, was able to hack into the city’s camera system and manipulate the footage to mislead the FBI into making fatal mistakes.
When questioned about the incident, FBI Director James Bond stated, “We were completely blindsided by this hacker’s skills. It’s like something out of a bad action movie. We were following leads left and right, only to realize we were being played all along.”
The DOJ has launched a full investigation into the matter, but sources say that El Nerdón has already fled the country and is on the run. In a statement released by the cartel, they boldly declared, “We’re not just a bunch of drug dealers, we’re also tech-savvy geniuses. Watch out, world!”
As news of the scandal spread, citizens of Mexico City are left feeling uneasy about the safety of their streets. One resident, Maria Gonzalez, expressed her concerns, saying, “I used to feel safe with all the cameras around, but now I don’t know what to believe. Who knows what else the cartel could be capable of?”
In a bizarre twist, it has been reported that El Nerdón left behind a calling card at the scene of one of the killings – a USB drive containing a meme of a cat wearing sunglasses with the caption “Hacking into your life like”. The FBI is currently analyzing the meme for any potential clues that could lead to the hacker’s whereabouts.
As the hunt for El Nerdón continues, one thing is for certain – the Sinaloa cartel is not to be underestimated. With their newfound technological prowess, they are proving to be a force to be reckoned with in the world of crime. Stay tuned for more updates on this wild and wacky story.
