LOS ANGELES – Shohei Ohtani, the multi-talented star of the Los Angeles Angels, has recently set a personal record with his impressive pitch sets during practice. The Japanese phenom, known for his ability to both pitch and hit at an elite level, has been turning heads with his latest pitching performances.
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Angels manager Joe Maddon. “Shohei is out there throwing heat like a madman. It’s like he’s on a mission to prove he’s the best pitcher in the game.”
Ohtani’s record-breaking pitch sets have caught the attention of rival teams as well. Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw had some high praise for his cross-town counterpart.
“Shohei is a freak of nature,” Kershaw said. “I mean, the guy can throw 100 mph fastballs and hit towering home runs. It’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals.”
But Ohtani isn’t content with just setting personal records. He’s been ramping up his pitching activity in preparation for the upcoming season, much to the delight of Angels fans.
“I’m just trying to get better every day,” Ohtani said in a fake quote. “I want to dominate on the mound and at the plate. And maybe even win a Cy Young and MVP in the same season. No big deal.”
While Ohtani’s pitching prowess is undeniable, some skeptics have questioned whether he can sustain his success over a full season. But Angels pitching coach Mickey Mouse isn’t worried.
“Shohei is a once-in-a-generation talent,” Mickey Mouse said in a fake quote. “He’s got the work ethic and the drive to succeed. Plus, he’s got me in his corner. What more could he ask for?”
As Ohtani continues to impress with his pitching, one thing is clear – the baseball world better watch out for this two-way superstar. And who knows, maybe he’ll even throw a no-hitter while hitting for the cycle in the same game. Hey, we can dream, right?
