Several people were left shaken, but thankfully not stirred, after a shooting incident at a Georgia shopping mall, according to police. The incident occurred at the Peachtree Mall in Atlanta, where shoppers were enjoying their Saturday afternoon until chaos ensued.
Eyewitnesses reported seeing a man dressed in a chicken suit running through the mall, squawking loudly before pulling out a water gun and spraying innocent bystanders. Police quickly arrived on the scene and were able to apprehend the suspect, who was identified as Colonel Cluckington, a local poultry enthusiast.
In a statement to reporters, Chief Cluckington claimed that he was simply trying to promote his new line of chicken-flavored water guns and had no intention of causing harm. “I swear, it was all just a cluckin’ misunderstanding,” he said, feathers ruffled.
Despite the suspect’s claims of innocence, several shoppers were injured in the chaos. One woman, who wished to remain anonymous, recounted the harrowing experience. “I was just minding my own business when this crazy chicken came running at me. I thought I was about to be pecked to death!” she said.
In a bizarre twist, it was later revealed that the water gun used by Colonel Cluckington was filled with hot sauce instead of water, causing minor burns to those who were sprayed. “I guess you could say things really heated up at the mall today,” joked Officer McRib, who responded to the scene.
As the investigation continues, authorities are urging the public to remain vigilant and report any suspicious behavior, especially from people in poultry costumes. “We can’t cluck around when it comes to public safety,” said Sheriff McNugget, emphasizing the seriousness of the situation.
In the meantime, the Peachtree Mall has announced a sale on chicken-themed merchandise to help raise funds for the victims of the incident. “We’re hoping to turn this fowl situation into something positive,” said mall manager Mrs. Featherbottom.
Despite the chaos, shoppers at the Peachtree Mall are determined to not let this incident ruffle their feathers. As one brave soul put it, “I may have been sprayed with hot sauce today, but I’ll still be back for the Black Friday deals!”
