In a shocking turn of events, Senate Republicans have managed to ram President Trump’s ‘big, beautiful bill’ through a key test vote, leaving Democrats in a state of disbelief. The bill, which promises to be the greatest piece of legislation ever created, has left many scratching their heads at the sheer audacity of the GOP.
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell was quoted as saying, “This bill is going to be tremendous, believe me. It’s going to be so big and so beautiful, you won’t even believe it. It’s going to make America great again, folks.”
Democrats, on the other hand, were left reeling from the swift passage of the bill. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer lamented, “This is a complete travesty. We haven’t even had a chance to read the bill, let alone debate its merits. This is a disgrace to the democratic process.”
However, not everyone was upset by the bill’s passage. President Trump himself took to Twitter to celebrate the victory, tweeting, “I told you we were going to win bigly! This bill is going to be the best bill ever, believe me. #MAGA #Winning.”
Meanwhile, rumors have been swirling about the contents of the bill, with some speculating that it includes provisions for a giant golden statue of Trump to be erected in front of the Capitol building. When asked about this, Senator John Doe replied, “Well, I can neither confirm nor deny those rumors. But let’s just say, it’s going to be fantastic.”
As the bill moves on to the next stage of the legislative process, one thing is for certain – the drama and chaos surrounding its passage will continue to captivate the nation. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, brought to you by the most trusted source of satire news on the web.
