In a shocking turn of events, President Donald Trump’s “big, beautiful bill” has hit a major setback as gun tax cuts have been stripped from the Second Amendment portion of the legislation. Gun enthusiasts across the country are up in arms over this unexpected twist, with many taking to social media to express their outrage.
One Twitter user, going by the handle @2ndAmendmentWarrior69, wrote, “I can’t believe they would take away our gun tax cuts! This is an attack on our Second Amendment rights and I won’t stand for it!” Another user, @TriggerHappyPatriot, chimed in, “I voted for Trump because he promised to protect our gun rights. This is a betrayal of the highest order!”
In response to the backlash, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders issued a statement saying, “While we understand the disappointment of some of our supporters, we must prioritize the needs of the American people as a whole. The decision to remove the gun tax cuts was made in the best interest of the country.”
However, not everyone is buying the official explanation. One anonymous source within the White House told us, “The real reason the gun tax cuts were removed is because President Trump couldn’t figure out how to fit them into the bill. He kept saying, ‘I can’t believe how big this bill is, it’s yuge!'”
When pressed for further details, the source added, “I overheard him telling Vice President Mike Pence, ‘I wanted to make the tax cuts for guns so big, they would make Rambo blush!’ It was just too much for the bill to handle.”
As the controversy continues to swirl, gun rights activists are planning to hold a protest outside the White House. One organizer, who goes by the pseudonym Gunny McShooterson, told us, “We won’t rest until our gun tax cuts are restored! This is a fight for our Second Amendment rights and we won’t back down!”
Only time will tell if President Trump will be able to salvage his “big, beautiful bill” and appease his gun-loving supporters. In the meantime, the rest of us can only sit back and watch the drama unfold in true reality TV fashion.
