In a shocking turn of events, Satou Sabally led the Phoenix Mercury to victory against the New York Liberty with a whopping 25 points! But that’s not all folks, the Mercury made a mind-blowing 18 three-pointers in the game, setting a new WNBA record of 35 three-pointers in just 2 games. Talk about shooting for the stars!
When asked about her incredible performance, Sabally simply replied, “I was just feeling it tonight, you know? The basket looked like the size of a swimming pool to me.” But we all know the real secret to her success – a pre-game ritual of eating a whole jar of pickles. Hey, whatever works, right?
Not to be outdone, the rest of the Mercury squad stepped up their game as well. Fake name player, Sally Swish, was quoted saying, “We were just out there having a three-point shooting party. It was like a layup line, but from behind the arc.” And boy did they party hard, breaking records left and right!
On the other side of the court, the New York Liberty could only watch in awe as the Mercury rained down threes like it was nobody’s business. Fake name player, Lucy Longshot, lamented, “We tried to defend the perimeter, but those Mercury players were just on fire. It was like trying to stop a tornado with a paper umbrella.”
In the end, the Mercury emerged victorious with a final score of 102-88, leaving the Liberty in the dust. Sabally and her teammates celebrated their record-breaking performance with a post-game dance party, complete with sparkly confetti and neon lights. It’s safe to say that the Mercury are on fire this season, and the rest of the league better watch out!
So there you have it, folks. Satou Sabally, the three-point queen, leading the Phoenix Mercury to victory in style. Who knew pickles could be the secret weapon to success on the basketball court? Stay tuned for more outrageous antics and record-breaking performances in the world of WNBA basketball. You never know what might happen next!
