In a bizarre turn of events, Rockefeller heir, Chadwick Rockefeller III, has mysteriously vanished in tribal waters after uttering some eerie last words in English. The 27-year-old trust fund baby was last seen embarking on a luxurious yacht party with his elite group of friends, known as the “Trustafarians”.
Witnesses claim that Chadwick was overheard saying, “I’m so rich, I could buy this whole island if I wanted to,” before disappearing into the dark waters. His friends, including socialite Tiffany Vanderbilt and influencer Brody McMillan, were reportedly shocked by his sudden disappearance.
Local authorities have been working tirelessly to locate Chadwick, but the search has been complicated by the fact that the tribal elders of the island have refused to cooperate with the investigation. Chief Running Bear issued a statement saying, “The spirits of our ancestors do not take kindly to rich white boys disrespecting our land. Chadwick must face the consequences of his actions.”
In a desperate attempt to find Chadwick, his father, Chadwick Rockefeller Jr., has hired a team of private investigators led by the eccentric detective, Sherlock Bones. When asked for a comment, Sherlock Bones said, “I have a hunch that Chadwick may have faked his own disappearance to escape his trust fund lifestyle. But rest assured, I will get to the bottom of this mystery.”
Meanwhile, rumors have been circulating that Chadwick may have been abducted by a tribe of cannibalistic mermaids who roam the tribal waters. Local fisherman, Captain Ahab, claims to have seen Chadwick being dragged underwater by a group of “savage sea sirens”. When asked for a description, Captain Ahab said, “They had the bodies of fish and the faces of Kardashians. It was terrifying.”
As the search for Chadwick Rockefeller III continues, one thing is for certain – the Trustafarians will never be the same without their fearless leader. Let’s hope that Chadwick resurfaces soon, or else he may just become a cautionary tale for other rich kids who dare to disrespect tribal waters.
