In a shocking turn of events, Republican Senator Bob McBob has introduced an amendment to end birthright citizenship “once and for all.” The amendment, which has been dubbed the “No More Babies” bill, aims to put an end to the practice of granting citizenship to anyone born on US soil.
When asked about the reasoning behind the bill, Senator McBob stated, “We simply cannot continue to allow babies to be born on our soil and automatically become citizens. It’s time to put an end to this madness once and for all.”
However, not everyone is on board with the senator’s proposal. Democratic Senator Jane Doe issued a scathing response, saying, “This bill is nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt to discriminate against certain groups of people. It’s a disgrace and goes against everything our country stands for.”
In response to Senator Doe’s comments, Senator McBob fired back with a sarcastic remark, saying, “Oh please, Senator Doe needs to lighten up. This bill is all in good fun. We’re just trying to make America great again, one non-citizen baby at a time.”
The bill has sparked outrage among many Americans, with protests erupting across the country. One protester, who wished to remain anonymous, stated, “This bill is absurd. It’s like they’re trying to turn the US into some sort of exclusive club. Well, I’ve got news for them – we’re all citizens here, whether they like it or not.”
Despite the backlash, Senator McBob remains steadfast in his support for the bill. In a recent press conference, he reiterated his commitment to ending birthright citizenship, stating, “I will not rest until every baby born on US soil is denied citizenship. It’s time to take a stand against these pesky little citizens-in-training.”
As the debate rages on, one thing is clear – the “No More Babies” bill is sure to stir up controversy and keep Americans talking for weeks to come. Stay tuned for more updates on this ridiculous saga as it unfolds.
