In a shocking turn of events, Red Sox manager Alex Cora was ejected from a game against the Angels after yet another abysmal performance by starting pitcher, Walker Buehler. The game quickly turned into a disaster for the Red Sox as Buehler struggled to find the strike zone, giving up hit after hit to the Angels lineup.
Cora, known for his fiery personality, was not about to sit back and watch his team get embarrassed on the field. After Buehler walked in a run in the third inning, Cora stormed out of the dugout and gave the umpire an earful before getting tossed from the game.
“I couldn’t just stand by and watch Buehler throw meatballs to the Angels hitters,” Cora reportedly said after the game. “I had to take matters into my own hands and let the umpire know that this was unacceptable.”
Buehler, on the other hand, seemed unfazed by his poor performance on the mound. When asked about his struggles, he simply shrugged and said, “Hey, at least I’m consistent. Consistently terrible, that is.”
The game ended in a lopsided victory for the Angels, with a final score of 10-2. After the game, Angels manager Joe Maddon couldn’t help but take a jab at the Red Sox and their struggling pitcher.
“Looks like Buehler’s got a case of the yips,” Maddon said with a smirk. “Maybe he should consider a career change. I hear there’s always a need for mediocre pitchers in beer leagues.”
As for Cora, he will likely face a fine for his ejection from the game, but he seemed unfazed by the prospect. “I’ll pay whatever it takes to defend my team’s honor,” he said defiantly. “But next time, I might just bring a folding chair out onto the field to really make my point.”
Overall, it was a night to forget for the Red Sox, but at least it provided plenty of entertainment for fans and spectators alike. As for Buehler, well, let’s just say he might want to start polishing up his resume.
