Raw meat-eating fitness star, Muscle Mike, was arrested yesterday after a bizarre challenge to podcast host Joe Rogan. The incident occurred during a live stream on Muscle Mike’s YouTube channel, where he claimed that eating raw meat was the key to unlocking ultimate fitness and strength.
In a shocking turn of events, Muscle Mike declared, “I challenge Joe Rogan to a raw meat-eating contest! Let’s see who the real alpha male is!” This challenge quickly caught the attention of both fans and critics alike, with many questioning the sanity of Muscle Mike’s dietary choices.
Joe Rogan, known for his love of elk meat and all things carnivore, responded to the challenge with a simple yet effective statement. “I don’t know who this Muscle Mike guy is, but I’m always up for a good challenge. Let’s do this!”
As the contest began, Muscle Mike wasted no time in devouring a plate of raw steaks, while Joe Rogan calmly enjoyed his elk meat. However, things took a turn for the worse when Muscle Mike started to experience severe stomach cramps and began to hallucinate.
In a state of delirium, Muscle Mike shouted, “I am the meat king! No one can defeat me!” before collapsing to the ground in a fit of meat-induced madness. Paramedics were called to the scene and Muscle Mike was promptly arrested for public intoxication and endangering his health.
In a statement released by Muscle Mike’s manager, he claimed that Muscle Mike’s raw meat-eating challenge was all in good fun and meant to showcase his dedication to fitness. “Muscle Mike is a true warrior who will stop at nothing to prove his strength. Unfortunately, his love of raw meat may have gotten the best of him this time.”
As for Joe Rogan, he simply shrugged off the incident, stating, “I guess some people just can’t handle their meat. Maybe next time Muscle Mike should stick to a more balanced diet.”
And so, another bizarre chapter in the world of fitness and raw meat-eating comes to a close. Remember, kids, always chew your meat before you challenge a podcast host to an eating contest.
