City Council Protects Citizens from Evil Ice Monsters with Handy Mailer Guide!

In a groundbreaking move, the Providence City Council has approved the distribution of mailers teaching residents how to resist ICE operations in English. This decision comes after much debate and controversy surrounding immigration policies in the United States.

Councilwoman Sarah Johnson, who spearheaded the initiative, stated, “We believe it is important for our residents to know their rights and how to protect themselves in the face of ICE raids. By providing these mailers in English, we are ensuring that all members of our community have access to this vital information.”

The mailers will include tips on what to do if approached by ICE agents, how to assert your rights, and resources for legal assistance. They will be distributed to households throughout Providence in the coming weeks.

Not everyone is thrilled about the decision, however. Councilman Bob Smith voiced his concerns, saying, “This is just another example of the City Council overstepping its bounds. We should be focusing on more pressing issues, like fixing potholes and improving public transportation.”

But Mayor Laura Martinez is standing firm in her support of the mailers. “It is our duty to protect and support all residents of Providence, regardless of their immigration status. These mailers are a crucial tool in ensuring that our community remains safe and informed.”

In response to the news, ICE spokesperson Agent Smith issued a statement, saying, “We are aware of the City Council’s decision and will continue to carry out our duties in accordance with federal law. We urge residents to cooperate with our agents and follow all instructions during enforcement operations.”

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear – Providence is taking a bold stance in the fight against ICE operations. And with these mailers in hand, residents will be armed with the knowledge and resources they need to resist.

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