In a bizarre turn of events, a previously self-deported Iranian illegal immigrant was picked up by ICE after refusing to comply with their arrest in Texas. The immigrant, who we’ll call Ali “The Houdini” Hassan, apparently thought he could outsmart the authorities by pulling a disappearing act.
According to ICE officials, “The Houdini” was initially deported back to Iran after being caught crossing the border illegally. But like a bad penny, he somehow managed to make his way back to the good ol’ US of A. When ICE agents caught wind of his return, they wasted no time in tracking him down.
When confronted by ICE agents at his hideout, “The Houdini” reportedly tried to make a run for it. In a fit of desperation, he shouted, “You’ll never take me alive, coppers!” before attempting a daring escape through a window. Unfortunately for him, the window was closed, and he ended up face-planting into a pile of trash outside.
In a moment of pure comedic gold, “The Houdini” was heard yelling, “I demand to speak to my lawyer! And a magician, preferably David Blaine!” before being handcuffed and taken into custody.
In a statement released to the press, ICE officials couldn’t help but chuckle at the audacity of “The Houdini”. “We’ve seen some pretty creative attempts at evading arrest, but this one takes the cake. Maybe next time he’ll think twice before trying to pull a disappearing act on us.”
As for “The Houdini” himself, he’s currently being held in a detention center, where he’s reportedly entertaining his fellow inmates with magic tricks and escape attempts. Who knows, maybe he’ll make a career out of it once he’s finally deported for good.
