Poll: Republicans Love Trump’s War Games, Americans Just Want to Netflix and Chill

In a recent poll conducted by the Totally Legit News Network, it was revealed that a majority of Republicans are fully behind President Trump’s recent strikes on Iran. However, the same poll also found that most Americans are terrified of getting dragged into a full-blown war with the Middle Eastern country.

When asked about their support for Trump’s actions, one Republican respondent, Bob Smith, said, “I think Trump did the right thing by taking out that Iranian general. We can’t let those terrorists threaten our country.” When pressed further about the potential consequences of escalating tensions with Iran, Smith replied, “Oh, I’m sure everything will be fine. We’ll just bomb them into submission like we always do.”

On the other side of the aisle, Democrats were quick to express their concerns about the situation. “I’m absolutely terrified of the prospect of going to war with Iran,” said Jane Doe, a self-proclaimed peace activist. “We’ve already been in endless wars in the Middle East, we don’t need another one.”

In a surprising twist, the poll also found that a small but vocal minority of Americans actually support the idea of going to war with Iran. One such supporter, Joe Schmoe, exclaimed, “Bring it on! Let’s show Iran who’s boss! I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life!”

Despite the varying opinions on the matter, one thing is clear – tensions are high and the stakes are even higher. Will Trump’s strikes on Iran lead to all-out war? Only time will tell.

Stay tuned to the Totally Legit News Network for all the latest updates on this developing story. And remember, if you can’t trust us, who can you trust?

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