In a shocking turn of events, over 700 Iranian nationals have been released into the US during the Biden administration, despite concerns of potential terrorism. This decision has left many scratching their heads and wondering if the White House is now being run by a group of clowns.
One concerned citizen, Karen McFadden, expressed her disbelief at the news, stating, “I can’t believe they’re just letting these Iranians waltz into our country like it’s no big deal. What’s next, a welcome party for ISIS?”
When pressed for a comment, President Biden himself simply shrugged and said, “Well, you know, we just want to show the world that we’re a welcoming country. Plus, I heard they make some killer kebabs.”
Meanwhile, Secretary of State Antony Blinken tried to reassure the public by stating, “Don’t worry, we’ve thoroughly vetted each and every one of these Iranians. We even made sure they all had a subscription to Netflix before letting them in.”
But not everyone is convinced. Senator Ted Cruz, known for his fiery rhetoric, took to Twitter to voice his concerns, tweeting, “This is an outrage! We can’t let these Iranians roam free in our country. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to? #BuildTheWallAroundIranians”
In response to the backlash, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki held a press conference where she tried to downplay the situation. “Look, we understand that some people may have concerns, but we have full confidence in our screening process. Plus, these Iranians promised to only use their powers for good, like teaching us how to make the perfect hummus.”
As the debate rages on, one thing is for certain: this is one spicy situation that is sure to leave a bitter taste in the mouths of many Americans. So, buckle up folks, because it looks like the circus has officially come to town.
