In a shocking turn of events, Oregon Governor Kate Brown has signed a bill that will provide unemployment pay for striking workers. Yes, you heard that right – now you can get paid to protest! Talk about a dream job.
The bill, dubbed the “Protesters’ Paycheck Act,” was spearheaded by State Senator Joe Schmoe, who believes that striking workers deserve to be compensated for their efforts. In a statement, Schmoe said, “We live in a society where hard work should be rewarded, even if that hard work involves holding up picket signs and chanting catchy slogans.”
Unsurprisingly, the bill has sparked controversy among politicians and citizens alike. Some argue that it sets a dangerous precedent and could lead to an increase in strikes across the state. But Governor Brown remains unfazed, stating, “I stand by this bill because I believe in supporting the working class, even if they’re working to not work.”
Of course, not everyone is thrilled about the new legislation. Local business owner, John Doe, expressed his frustration, saying, “This is outrageous! I can’t believe the government is rewarding laziness. What’s next, paid vacations for couch potatoes?”
But striking workers like Jane Smith couldn’t be happier. “Finally, someone is recognizing the hard work we put into fighting for our rights,” she exclaimed. “Now I can protest full-time without worrying about how I’ll pay my bills. Thank you, Governor Brown!”
With this new bill in place, it seems like the streets of Oregon will be filled with even more picket signs and chants. Who knows, maybe we’ll even see a rise in professional protesters. But one thing’s for sure – the Protesters’ Paycheck Act is sure to shake things up in the Beaver State.
