In a shocking turn of events, former FBI boss, John McFake, has come forward with a wild theory that open borders under President Biden could potentially help Iran retaliate against the US using terror sleeper cells. Yes, you heard that right – terror sleeper cells!
According to McFake, Iran has been secretly training operatives to blend in with American society, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike. And what better opportunity than open borders, where anyone and everyone could potentially waltz right into the country undetected?
When asked for evidence to support his claims, McFake responded with a wink and a nod, saying, “Trust me, I’ve seen things that would make your hair stand on end. These sleeper cells are like ninjas – you won’t even know they’re there until it’s too late.”
But not everyone is buying into McFake’s outlandish theory. Former CIA agent, Jane Doe, scoffed at the idea, saying, “This is just fear-mongering at its finest. I highly doubt Iran has the resources or the inclination to pull off such a complex operation on American soil.”
Despite the skepticism, McFake is standing by his claims, urging the Biden administration to tighten border security to prevent a potential catastrophe. “We can’t afford to take any chances,” he warned. “The fate of our nation hangs in the balance.”
In response to McFake’s allegations, President Biden issued a statement saying, “I have full confidence in our border security measures and I trust our intelligence agencies to keep us safe. Let’s not jump to conclusions based on wild conspiracy theories.”
So there you have it, folks. The stakes are high, the threats are real, and the fate of our nation hangs in the balance. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, as we uncover the truth behind the terror sleeper cells lurking in the shadows. And remember, don’t believe everything you hear – especially if it comes from a guy named McFake.
