In a shocking twist of events, renowned expert Dr. Phil McCracken has turned the tables on a key Democrat claim against President Trump’s ‘big, beautiful bill’, revealing that their arguments have “no basis in reality”.
The Democrats have long been criticizing Trump’s ambitious infrastructure plan, claiming that it is nothing more than a pipe dream with no real substance. However, Dr. McCracken, a leading expert in fantastical economics, has debunked their claims with his groundbreaking research.
In a recent press conference, Dr. McCracken boldly stated, “The Democrats are living in a fantasy world if they think Trump’s bill is just a figment of his imagination. In fact, I have calculated that there is a 99.9% chance of it becoming a reality.”
When asked for further clarification on his calculations, Dr. McCracken simply replied, “Trust me, I’m a doctor.”
The Democrats, caught off guard by Dr. McCracken’s unexpected support of Trump’s bill, scrambled to come up with a response. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi attempted to dismiss his findings, stating, “Dr. McCracken is clearly not operating with all his marbles. His analysis is about as reliable as a magic eight ball.”
However, Dr. McCracken was quick to fire back, quipping, “I may not have all my marbles, but at least I’m not stuck in the land of make-believe like the Democrats.”
As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: Dr. Phil McCracken has thrown a curveball at the Democrats, leaving them scrambling for answers. Will Trump’s ‘big, beautiful bill’ become a reality? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain – the Democrats may need to start believing in a little bit of magic to keep up with Dr. McCracken’s fantastical economics.
