In a shocking turn of events, new satellite imagery has revealed ongoing activity at Iran’s Fordow nuclear complex following the recent US airstrikes. Despite the supposed destruction caused by the attacks, it appears that the facility is still up and running, much to the dismay of US officials.
“We were sure we had taken out Fordow once and for all, but it seems like those crafty Iranians have managed to keep things going,” said General John Smith, head of US Central Command. “It’s like a game of nuclear whack-a-mole with these guys.”
When reached for comment, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani simply shrugged off the airstrikes, stating, “Oh, those Americans and their little bombs. They think they can stop us, but we will prevail.” He then proceeded to do a little victory dance around his office, much to the confusion of his aides.
Meanwhile, Russian President Vladimir Putin chimed in with his own thoughts on the matter, saying, “I have always admired the resilience of the Iranian people. They are like cockroaches, impossible to kill.” When asked if he was comparing the Iranian people to insects, Putin quickly backtracked, claiming it was a metaphor lost in translation.
As tensions continue to rise in the region, experts are divided on what the future holds for Fordow. Some believe that the facility will continue to operate despite the airstrikes, while others predict that it will be shut down for good. One anonymous source even claimed that the Iranians were using the facility as a front for a secret underground dance club, complete with a DJ and disco ball.
Only time will tell what the true fate of Fordow will be, but one thing is for certain – this nuclear cat-and-mouse game is far from over. And as General Smith put it, “We may have missed the mark this time, but rest assured, we will be back with bigger and better bombs. Just you wait, Iran.”
