In a shocking turn of events, nearly 368,000 pounds of Oscar Mayer turkey bacon have been recalled due to possible listeria contamination. Yes, you heard that right – your beloved breakfast staple might be harboring some unwanted guests.
The recall was initiated after a routine inspection revealed traces of listeria in several batches of turkey bacon. In a statement released by Oscar Mayer, they urged consumers to check their refrigerators and throw out any affected products immediately.
“We take the safety and quality of our products very seriously,” said Oscar Mayer spokesperson, Sally Bacon. “We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, but our customers’ health is our top priority.”
But the real question on everyone’s minds is – how did listeria end up in the turkey bacon in the first place? According to an anonymous source within the company, it was all just a big misunderstanding.
“It turns out, our new intern, Bob, mistook the listeria culture in the lab for his lunch and accidentally dumped it into the turkey bacon vat,” said the source. “Needless to say, Bob won’t be making that mistake again.”
As news of the recall spread, panic ensued among bacon lovers everywhere. “I can’t believe this is happening,” said one distraught consumer, Karen Breakfast. “I don’t know how I’ll survive without my daily dose of turkey bacon.”
In response to the recall, rival bacon brand, Maple Meadows, seized the opportunity to poke fun at Oscar Mayer’s misfortune. “Looks like Oscar Mayer’s bacon is bringing home the bacon – of listeria, that is,” quipped Maple Meadows spokesperson, Jim Porkchop.
As the investigation into the listeria contamination continues, one thing is for certain – the bacon industry will never be the same. So, bacon lovers, beware and double-check your breakfast options. You never know what surprises might be lurking in your fridge.
