In a bizarre turn of events, New York lawmakers are calling on Governor Kathy Hochul to aid Jews stranded in Israel after Florida Governor Ron DeSantis facilitated rescue flights. Yes, you read that right – DeSantis, known for his controversial policies and love of all things Florida, has apparently become a hero to stranded Jews while Hochul, well, not so much.
According to sources close to the situation, Hochul was caught off guard by DeSantis’ quick action in organizing rescue flights for the stranded Jews. In a statement, Hochul’s spokesperson, Bob McBob, said, “Governor Hochul is currently looking into the situation and exploring all possible options to assist the stranded Jews in Israel. Rest assured, she is on the case.”
But some lawmakers aren’t buying it. Assemblyman Joe Schmoe, known for his love of bagels and lox, expressed his frustration with Hochul’s lack of action. “It’s outrageous that Governor Hochul is dragging her feet while Governor DeSantis swoops in to save the day. I mean, who would have thought that Florida would come to the rescue of stranded Jews before New York?”
In a surprising twist, Hochul’s office has reportedly reached out to DeSantis for advice on how to handle the situation. In a leaked email, Hochul wrote, “Dear Ron, I never thought I’d say this, but can you teach me your ways? How did you manage to organize those rescue flights so quickly? Sincerely, Kathy.”
As the drama unfolds, one can’t help but wonder – will Governor Hochul rise to the occasion and aid the stranded Jews in Israel, or will Governor DeSantis continue to steal the spotlight with his unexpected heroics? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – this saga is one for the history books.
