In a shocking turn of events, NATO leader General James “Mad Dog” Mattis has come out in praise of President Donald Trump’s “decisive action” on Iran. Yes, you read that right folks, even the man known for his tough exterior and no-nonsense attitude couldn’t help but commend Trump on his recent Iran strategy.
In an exclusive interview with our very own reporter, General Mattis had this to say about Trump’s approach to Iran: “I must say, I have never seen such bold and calculated moves in my entire military career. Trump’s decision to tweet threats at Iran while simultaneously eating a Big Mac is truly a masterclass in diplomacy.”
But that’s not all, folks! General Mattis went on to reveal that he was so impressed by Trump’s tactics that he has decided to adopt them for his own military strategies. “From now on, I will be issuing all orders via Twitter and will be sure to include at least one spelling error in each tweet to keep things interesting,” Mattis joked.
Of course, not everyone is thrilled with General Mattis’ praise of Trump. Former NATO leader, Admiral John “Salty” Smith, had this to say in response: “I can’t believe Mattis is falling for Trump’s antics. This is the man who once ate a taco bowl and declared it ‘authentic Mexican cuisine’. I mean, come on!”
In the midst of all this chaos, President Trump himself couldn’t resist chiming in on the matter. In a tweet that has since been deleted, Trump wrote: “General Mattis is a tremendous guy, a real tough cookie. He knows a winner when he sees one. And let me tell you, folks, I am the biggest winner of them all!”
So there you have it, folks. NATO is in full support of Trump’s Iran strategy, and General Mattis is leading the charge. Who knows what other surprises are in store for us in the coming weeks. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.
