In a shocking turn of events, the Mossad chief has publicly thanked the United States for their help in thwarting threats from the Iranian regime. In a press conference held earlier today, Mossad chief, Shlomo Cohen, praised the US for their assistance in significantly reducing the danger posed by Iran.
“We couldn’t have done it without our good friends in the US,” Cohen stated. “Thanks to their support, we have been able to foil numerous plots and prevent countless attacks from the Iranian regime. We are truly grateful for their partnership in keeping the world safe from these nefarious threats.”
When asked about the specifics of the assistance provided by the US, Cohen was tight-lipped, only offering a cryptic response. “Let’s just say that our friends across the pond have some pretty impressive technology at their disposal,” he said with a wink.
However, not everyone is convinced of the Mossad chief’s claims. Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, dismissed the allegations as nothing more than “fake news” and accused Cohen of spreading propaganda.
“Shlomo Cohen is a joke,” Ahmadinejad declared. “He’s just trying to distract from his own incompetence by blaming us for his failures. The Mossad couldn’t foil a bake sale, let alone a terrorist plot.”
Despite the skepticism from Iran, the US government has stood by the Mossad chief’s statements, with President Joe Biden praising the intelligence agency for their efforts in combating the Iranian threat.
“We are proud to stand shoulder to shoulder with our allies in Israel,” Biden said in a statement. “Together, we have made significant strides in countering the dangerous actions of the Iranian regime. We will continue to work together to ensure the safety and security of our respective nations.”
As tensions continue to simmer in the Middle East, one thing is for certain – the Mossad chief is not one to be underestimated. With the support of the US behind him, Shlomo Cohen is ready to take on whatever threats come his way, whether real or imagined.
