Moderate Dem Shockingly Agrees with Trump: War is Fun!

In a shocking turn of events, Moderate House Dem Jared Golden has come out in support of President Trump’s recent strike on Iran. In a statement released yesterday, Golden stated, “I never thought I’d say this, but Trump was actually right this time. It pains me to admit it, but he made the right call in taking out that Iranian general.”

The statement has sparked controversy among Democrats, with many questioning Golden’s loyalty to the party. When asked about his decision, Golden responded with a laugh, saying, “Hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day, am I right?”

Golden’s support for Trump’s actions has left many scratching their heads, wondering if this is the beginning of a new bipartisan era in Congress. In response to these rumors, Golden quipped, “Who knows? Maybe next week I’ll be endorsing his wall.”

Some of Golden’s colleagues have expressed their disbelief at his statements. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweeted, “Is Jared okay? Did he hit his head or something?” Meanwhile, Rep. Ilhan Omar simply stated, “I think Jared needs a vacation.”

However, not everyone is surprised by Golden’s stance. Rep. Steve King chimed in, saying, “I always knew Jared had a soft spot for Trump. Maybe they’ll start golfing together next.”

In the midst of the chaos, Golden remains unfazed. When asked about his future plans, he replied, “Who knows? Maybe I’ll join the Trump administration next. Secretary of Defense has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?”

As the dust settles, one thing is clear – in the unpredictable world of politics, anything can happen. And with Jared Golden leading the way, it’s sure to be a wild ride.

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