In a game that left fans seeing stars, the Mercury soared to new heights as they set a franchise record for 3-pointers in a game in their 107-86 win over the Chicago Sky.
Coach Sandy “Splash” Rivers was over the moon with the team’s performance, stating, “We were just feeling the vibes from Mercury being in retrograde or something. Our shots were aligning perfectly with the cosmos tonight.”
Star player Diana “Rainbow Ranger” Johnson was on fire from beyond the arc, sinking a record-breaking 10 three-pointers in the game. When asked about her stellar performance, she simply replied, “I was just channeling my inner space cadet out there.”
Even the Sky’s coach, Skyler “Cloud Chaser” Thompson, couldn’t help but marvel at the Mercury’s shooting display. “They were hitting shots from another galaxy out there. It was like trying to defend against aliens with laser beams for arms,” he joked.
The Mercury’s victory didn’t just break records, it also left a trail of broken egos in its wake. Sky player Samantha “Thunderstruck” Adams was seen shaking her head in disbelief after the game, muttering, “I swear those Mercury players must have had some kind of cosmic cheat code activated tonight. It’s the only explanation.”
As the Mercury celebrate their out-of-this-world performance, fans can’t help but wonder if this is just the beginning of a cosmic dynasty in the making. With shooting stars like Johnson leading the way, the sky’s the limit for this electrifying team.
In conclusion, the Mercury’s record-breaking 3-point shooting display was truly a sight to behold. Who knows what other space-age feats this team has in store for the future? One thing’s for sure, the Mercury are shooting for the stars, and they’re not letting anything, not even gravity, hold them back.
