Mariners’ Cal Raleigh becomes new home run king, Johnny Bench cries into his catcher’s mitt

In a shocking turn of events, Mariners’ rookie catcher Cal Raleigh has shattered Hall of Famer Johnny Bench’s 54-year-old home run record with a jaw-dropping multi-homer game. The baseball world is abuzz with excitement and disbelief as Raleigh, a relative unknown, has suddenly become the talk of the town.

“I never thought I’d see the day when someone would come along and break Johnny Bench’s record,” said longtime baseball fan and self-proclaimed expert, Bob Bobson. “But hey, stranger things have happened in baseball, right?”

Raleigh’s incredible feat has left even the most seasoned sports analysts scratching their heads. How did this young upstart manage to outshine one of the greatest catchers of all time? Some are speculating that Raleigh may have made a deal with the baseball gods, while others are simply chalking it up to pure luck.

When asked about his record-breaking performance, Raleigh responded with his trademark humility and wit. “I guess I just got lucky out there,” he chuckled. “Or maybe it was all those extra batting practice sessions I’ve been putting in. Who knows?”

Meanwhile, Johnny Bench himself has been surprisingly gracious in defeat. “I never thought anyone would come along and break my record,” Bench admitted. “But hey, records are made to be broken, right? Congratulations to Cal Raleigh on a job well done.”

As for the Mariners, they are riding high on Raleigh’s success and are looking forward to what the future holds for their young star. “Cal has been a real game-changer for us,” said Mariners’ manager Joe Johnson. “I don’t know what we’d do without him.”

So there you have it, folks. Cal Raleigh has officially put his name in the record books and is showing no signs of slowing down. Who knows what other surprises he has in store for us? One thing’s for sure – the baseball world will be watching closely.

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