In a shocking turn of events, MLB has suspended Dodgers manager Dave Roberts and Padres manager Jayson Smitty for their roles in a chaotic bench-clearing incident during a recent game between the two teams. The incident, which resembled a WWE wrestling match more than a baseball game, left fans and players alike scratching their heads in disbelief.
The chaos began when Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw accidentally hit Padres outfielder Manny Machado with a pitch in the third inning. Machado, who is known for his fiery temper, immediately charged the mound, ready to throw down with Kershaw. What ensued was a full-blown brawl, with players from both teams rushing onto the field to join in the melee.
“It was like watching a scene from ‘The Avengers’ unfold right before our eyes,” said one shocked fan in attendance. “I half expected Iron Man to swoop in and break up the fight with his repulsor rays.”
MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred wasted no time in handing down suspensions to both managers for their failure to control their players during the altercation. In a statement released to the press, Manfred said, “It is unacceptable for managers to allow their teams to engage in such reckless behavior on the field. We expect better from our leaders in the dugout.”
When reached for comment, Dave Roberts responded with his trademark charm, saying, “I may have been suspended, but at least I can finally catch up on my Netflix queue. I’ve been dying to find out what happens to that tiger guy on ‘Tiger King’.”
Meanwhile, Jayson Smitty took a more defiant stance, declaring, “I stand by my players 100%. If Manny Machado wants to charge the mound, then by golly, I’ll be right there behind him with a folding chair ready to smack some sense into Clayton Kershaw.”
As the dust settles on this wild chapter in MLB history, one thing is for certain – baseball may be America’s pastime, but it’s clear that these managers are not playing around when it comes to defending their teams. Let’s just hope the next bench-clearing incident involves more hot dogs and less haymakers.
