Knicks Desperate Enough to Consider Mike Brown as Coach, Sources Confirm

NEW YORK – In a shocking turn of events, the New York Knicks have reportedly offered the head coaching job to former Cleveland Cavaliers and Los Angeles Lakers coach Mike Brown. According to an anonymous AP source, the Knicks are currently working on a deal to bring Brown on board.

“We are thrilled to announce that Mike Brown will be our new head coach,” said Knicks owner James Dolan in a statement. “We believe his experience coaching LeBron James and Kobe Bryant will be invaluable to our team.”

When reached for comment, Brown expressed his excitement about the opportunity. “I am honored to be considered for the head coaching position with the New York Knicks,” said Brown. “I look forward to working with the talented players on the roster and bringing a championship back to the city.”

However, not everyone is thrilled about the potential hiring of Brown. Knicks superfan Spike Lee had some choice words for the organization. “I can’t believe they’re bringing in Mike Brown,” said Lee. “I would have preferred to see my cousin Vinny coach the team instead.”

Despite the backlash, the Knicks are moving forward with the deal. “We are confident that Mike Brown is the right man for the job,” said Knicks president Leon Rose. “His track record speaks for itself, and we believe he can lead us to success.”

In the meantime, Knicks fans are left scratching their heads at the decision. “I don’t know what the Knicks are thinking,” said longtime fan Frank Costanza. “This is worse than the time they traded Patrick Ewing for a bag of balls.”

As the Knicks continue to shake up their coaching staff, one thing is for certain – the drama in New York never seems to end. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.

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