In a shocking turn of events, former Fox 10 anchor Kari Lake has declared war on the US Agency for Global Media, calling it “rotten to the core” and setting a bold goal of shutting it down by 2026. Lake, who recently announced her bid for Arizona governor, is not holding back in her crusade against what she calls a “boondoggle” of an agency.
In a fiery press conference, Lake slammed the US Agency for Global Media, accusing it of wasting taxpayer dollars and failing to effectively communicate America’s message to the world. “This agency is a complete joke,” Lake declared. “They’re more concerned with promoting their own agenda than actually making a difference. It’s time to pull the plug on this bureaucratic nightmare.”
When asked for comment, a spokesperson for the US Agency for Global Media dismissed Lake’s claims, stating, “We take our mission of promoting democracy and freedom around the world very seriously. Ms. Lake’s comments are baseless and uninformed.”
But Lake is not backing down, vowing to make the shutdown of the agency a top priority if elected governor. “I will not rest until this bloated, ineffective agency is shut down for good,” Lake declared. “It’s time to put an end to this nonsense once and for all.”
In response to Lake’s bold declaration, political satirist John Smith quipped, “I guess Kari Lake is really taking the phrase ‘draining the swamp’ to a whole new level. Who knew she had such strong feelings about global media? Maybe next she’ll set her sights on the International House of Pancakes.”
As Lake’s campaign gains momentum, it remains to be seen whether she will be able to follow through on her promise to shut down the US Agency for Global Media. But one thing is for sure – this political outsider is not afraid to shake things up in her quest for the governor’s mansion. Stay tuned for more updates on this wild ride of a campaign.
