In a shocking turn of events, Judge Judy has set some seriously strict conditions for the release of Abrego Garcia, who is being pursued by Trump officials in a high-profile case. The judge, known for her no-nonsense attitude, has left Garcia shaking in his boots with her outrageous demands.
Upon hearing the conditions set by Judge Judy, Garcia reportedly exclaimed, “This is worse than being trapped in a room with a hungry lion and a pack of wild hyenas!”
Among the conditions set by the judge are a requirement for Garcia to wear a GPS ankle monitor at all times, attend weekly therapy sessions with a clown therapist named Dr. Bozo, and write a heartfelt apology letter to President Trump written in calligraphy.
When asked for comment, Dr. Bozo responded, “I am confident that my unique therapy methods, including balloon animal making and pie throwing, will help Mr. Garcia work through his issues and become a productive member of society once again.”
Trump officials have expressed their satisfaction with Judge Judy’s tough stance, with one unnamed official stating, “We will not rest until justice is served and Garcia is brought to justice. This is just the beginning of our pursuit of him.”
In response to the strict conditions set by Judge Judy, Garcia’s lawyer, Saul Goodman, has vowed to appeal the decision, stating, “This is a clear violation of my client’s rights. We will not stand for this injustice and will fight tooth and nail to have these conditions overturned.”
As the case continues to unfold, one thing is for certain – Judge Judy is not one to be messed with. With her no-nonsense approach and outrageous demands, Garcia better buckle up for a wild ride as he navigates the legal system under her watchful eye.
