In a shocking turn of events, Judge Boasberg has ordered Senator Marco Rubio to refer all Signal messages from Trump officials to the Department of Justice to ensure preservation. The decision comes after it was revealed that many top officials in the Trump administration were using the encrypted messaging app to communicate, raising concerns about potential evidence tampering.
In a statement to the press, Judge Boasberg said, “It is imperative that we preserve all communications from these officials to ensure transparency and accountability. We cannot allow important information to be deleted or lost in the shuffle.”
Senator Rubio, who has been tasked with overseeing the preservation efforts, seemed taken aback by the ruling. “I never thought I would be in charge of preserving the digital footprints of the Trump administration,” Rubio said with a chuckle. “But hey, anything for the sake of justice, right?”
Some Trump officials, however, are not taking the news lightly. Former Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was quoted as saying, “This is just another witch hunt by the deep state to try and bring down President Trump. But let me tell you, those Signal messages are just full of emojis and cat memes, nothing incriminating there!”
Meanwhile, former Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney seemed unfazed by the order. “I’ve got nothing to hide in my Signal messages,” Mulvaney said confidently. “Just a bunch of gifs of dancing cats and some questionable political memes. Good luck finding anything juicy in there!”
As the drama unfolds, one thing is for certain – the Signal messages of Trump officials are now under intense scrutiny. Will there be any bombshell revelations hidden in those encrypted chats? Only time will tell.
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