In a shocking turn of events, Jim Harbaugh, head coach of the Michigan Wolverines football team, has been added to a lawsuit involving allegations of hacking to obtain photos of athletes. The lawsuit, originally filed by former assistant coach John Doe, accuses several members of the coaching staff of illegally accessing personal photos of players in order to gain a competitive edge.
When reached for comment, Harbaugh seemed unfazed by the allegations, stating, “I have never hacked into anyone’s phone or computer. I have better things to do with my time, like preparing my team for the upcoming season.” However, sources close to the situation have revealed that Harbaugh was seen frantically deleting files from his computer shortly before the lawsuit was filed.
One anonymous source, who wished to remain nameless, claimed that Harbaugh was obsessed with obtaining photos of his players in compromising situations in order to motivate them to perform better on the field. “He would spend hours scouring social media sites for embarrassing pictures of his players,” the source revealed. “It was like he was trying to create his own version of ‘Blackmail Monday’.”
When asked about the allegations, former assistant coach John Doe simply replied, “I just wanted to do what was best for the team. If that meant hacking into a few phones, then so be it.” The lawsuit also names several other coaches and staff members, including offensive coordinator Jane Doe and strength coach Joe Schmoe.
As the scandal continues to unfold, fans are left wondering what other secrets may come to light. Will Jim Harbaugh be able to clear his name, or will he be forced to resign in disgrace? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain – this is one game of football that no one saw coming.
