In a shocking turn of events, Jill Biden’s ‘work husband’ has been spotted running for cover as the protection of privilege crumbles around him. The once mighty protector of Jill’s every whim, Greg ‘The Desk Jockey’ Thompson, has found himself in hot water as the truth about his cozy relationship with the First Lady has come to light.
Sources close to the situation say that Greg has been frantically trying to distance himself from Jill Biden ever since the scandal broke. One anonymous insider revealed, “Greg used to be the go-to guy for Jill’s every need, but now he’s hiding in the break room whenever she walks by. It’s a sad sight to see, really.”
When reached for comment, Greg could only muster a weak response, saying, “I…I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’ve always been a model employee here at the White House. Just ask…um…my boss, Steve…Steve Johnson. Yeah, he’ll vouch for me.”
But it seems that Greg’s days of privilege and protection are numbered as more details about his relationship with Jill continue to surface. According to eyewitness accounts, Greg was often seen escorting Jill to important meetings, carrying her bags, and even fetching her coffee. One colleague joked, “I heard he even ironed her pants for her once. Talk about dedication!”
As the scandal grows, Jill Biden herself has remained tight-lipped about the situation. When pressed for a statement, she simply smiled and said, “Greg? Oh, he’s just a friend. A very helpful, loyal friend. Nothing more, nothing less.”
But as the walls close in on Greg, it’s clear that his days as Jill’s ‘work husband’ are numbered. Will he be able to weather the storm of privilege protection crumbling around him? Only time will tell.
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