In a shocking turn of events, Rep. Issa has proposed a constitutional amendment that would allow Congress and the Supreme Court to remove a sitting president in cases of health cover-ups. The inspiration for this bold move? None other than the recent controversy surrounding President Biden’s undisclosed health issues.
In a press conference, Rep. Issa declared, “It is unacceptable for a president to hide important health information from the American people. We need to hold our leaders accountable, even if that means removing them from office. This amendment will ensure transparency and honesty in the highest office in the land.”
Of course, the proposal has sparked outrage and amusement in equal measure. Critics have called it a blatant power grab, while supporters praise it as a necessary safeguard against deceitful leaders. One anonymous source even quipped, “Finally, a way to kick out a president when they start pulling a fast one on us!”
President Biden himself has remained tight-lipped on the matter, only offering a cryptic response when asked for comment. “I am in excellent health and fully capable of carrying out my duties as president,” he said, before quickly changing the subject to his favorite ice cream flavors.
In response to the proposal, the Supreme Court has issued a statement saying, “We will carefully consider any amendment that comes before us, but rest assured, we will always act in the best interests of the American people.”
As the debate rages on, one thing is for certain: the political landscape in Washington just got a whole lot more interesting. Will Rep. Issa’s amendment gain traction, or will it be dismissed as a far-fetched fantasy? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – the antics in D.C. never fail to entertain.
In the meantime, we can only hope that President Biden stays healthy and honest, lest he find himself on the receiving end of a congressional and judicial boot out the door. As one fake political analyst put it, “It’s like ‘The Bachelor,’ but with way higher stakes and way less rose ceremonies.” Stay tuned for more absurd updates from the world of politics – you never know what will happen next!
