In a shocking turn of events, Israel, Iran, and the US have all come together to agree on one thing – they all think Trump’s Iran strikes were a total disaster. This unprecedented show of unity has left political analysts scratching their heads and wondering if pigs are actually flying.
“I never thought I would see the day when Israel, Iran, and the US would all be on the same page,” said fake political analyst, John McFake. “It’s like seeing a unicorn riding a rainbow – completely unbelievable.”
The decision to denounce Trump’s Iran strikes reportedly came after a heated discussion between Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani, and US President Joe Biden. Sources close to the situation claim that Netanyahu was the first to speak up, calling the strikes “a complete fiasco.”
“I mean, come on, Trump couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with those missiles,” Netanyahu allegedly said. “It was like watching a toddler throw a temper tantrum.”
Rouhani reportedly chimed in, stating, “I have to agree with Bibi on this one. Trump’s Iran strikes were about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.”
Even Biden, who has been hesitant to criticize his predecessor, couldn’t help but join in on the fun. “Let’s be real here, folks. Trump couldn’t find Iran on a map if you gave him a GPS and a magnifying glass,” Biden quipped.
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And finally, in a heartwarming story, a group of penguins has been spotted attending a formal dinner party in tuxedos. When asked for comment, one penguin replied, “We just wanted to dress for the occasion. Plus, who doesn’t love a good fish buffet?”
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