EA Sports to Finally Give College Athletes Their Fair Share of $0

After years of waiting and speculation, it seems like EA Sports might finally be reviving its beloved college basketball video game franchise. Fans everywhere are rejoicing at the news, eager to once again hit the virtual hardwood with their favorite college teams.

Rumors began swirling after a leaked memo from EA Sports headquarters revealed plans for a new college basketball game, tentatively titled “March Madness Madness.” The memo stated, “We are excited to announce the return of our college basketball franchise, and we can’t wait to bring the excitement of March Madness back to gamers everywhere.”

When reached for comment, EA Sports spokesperson April Fools confirmed the news, stating, “We have heard the cries of our fans and are thrilled to announce that we are bringing back our college basketball game. Get ready to lace up your virtual sneakers and hit the court once again.”

The news has sparked a frenzy among gamers, with many speculating on which teams will be included in the game. Fake quote from avid gamer and college basketball fan Bobby Baller stated, “I can’t wait to dominate with my alma mater, the Fake University Fighting Narwhals. It’s been too long since I’ve been able to lead them to virtual victory.”

Not everyone is thrilled about the revival, however. Fake quote from rival video game company spokesperson Sally Schemer stated, “We were hoping to have the market cornered on college basketball games, but it looks like EA Sports is back in the game. We’ll just have to step up our game and give them some stiff competition.”

Whether you’re a die-hard college basketball fan or just a casual gamer, the news of EA Sports reviving its college basketball franchise is sure to bring a smile to your face. So dust off your old gaming console, grab your favorite controller, and get ready to hit the virtual court once again. March Madness Madness is coming soon, and it’s going to be a slam dunk of a game.

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