In a surprising turn of events, Iran’s Fordow nuclear site has been struck for the second time by the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF). This time, the IDF targeted access routes to the underground facility, causing chaos and confusion among Iranian officials.
According to sources, the IDF launched a series of precision strikes on the roads leading to the Fordow site, effectively cutting off all access to the facility. Iranian officials were left scratching their heads as they tried to figure out how to get to their precious nuclear site.
In a statement released by the IDF, General Moshe “Boom Boom” Goldberg said, “We wanted to make sure that the Iranians had a hard time getting to their little science project. We figured hitting the access routes would really throw a wrench in their plans.”
Meanwhile, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani was reportedly seen frantically calling for a taxi to take him to the Fordow site. When asked for comment, Rouhani simply said, “This is a complete disaster! How am I supposed to get to work now? I might have to start carpooling with Supreme Leader Khamenei.”
As rumors swirled about the extent of the damage to the access routes, Iranian Foreign Minister Javad Zarif tried to downplay the situation. In a tweet, Zarif said, “This is just a minor setback. We will find a way to get to Fordow, even if we have to take the long route through the desert. Nothing can stop us from enriching uranium!”
Despite Zarif’s bravado, it seems that the IDF’s strike on the access routes has effectively put a wrench in Iran’s nuclear ambitions. As the dust settles, one thing is clear – getting to Fordow just got a whole lot harder for the Iranians. Looks like they’ll have to find a new route to nuclear proliferation!
