In a bizarre turn of events, Iran has issued a warning to President Trump, demanding that he drop his “disrespectful” tone towards Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. The Iranian government has stated that if Trump does not comply, they will unleash their “real capabilities” on the United States.
In a statement released by Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif, he said, “President Trump must learn to show some respect to our Supreme Leader. If he continues with his rude behavior, we will have no choice but to unleash our real capabilities on him. And let me tell you, our real capabilities are no joke. They include an army of angry camels armed with water balloons.”
When asked to clarify what exactly these “real capabilities” are, Zarif simply replied, “You’ll see, you’ll all see. Just wait until our camel army is unleashed on the streets of Washington D.C. Trump won’t know what hit him.”
In response to Iran’s warning, President Trump tweeted, “Iran better watch out, or they’ll be facing the wrath of my Twitter fingers. No one disrespects me and gets away with it. #MakeIranGreatAgain.”
This latest development has left many world leaders scratching their heads, wondering if Iran’s threats are to be taken seriously or if this is just another case of international diplomacy gone awry.
In the meantime, the citizens of Iran are reportedly stocking up on water balloons and camel feed, preparing for what could be a showdown of epic proportions.
Only time will tell if President Trump will heed Iran’s warning and drop his “disrespectful” tone towards Supreme Leader Khamenei. But one thing is for sure, if a camel army armed with water balloons is unleashed on the White House lawn, it will certainly make for a hilarious and unforgettable sight.
