In a shocking turn of events, Iran has announced that they will be suspending all work with the UN nuclear watchdog, much to the dismay of the international community. President Hassan Rouhani made the announcement in English, leaving many scratching their heads as to why he chose that language specifically.
When asked for a reason behind this decision, President Rouhani replied with a straight face, “We simply got tired of playing by the rules. It’s like trying to play Monopoly with a group of cheaters – there’s no point in continuing the game if the dice are rigged against you.”
This bold move by Iran has raised concerns about the country’s intentions with their nuclear program. Some speculate that they may be trying to develop a weapon of mass destruction, while others believe they just want to have a really cool glow-in-the-dark party.
In response to the news, US President Donald Trump tweeted, “Iran is making a huge mistake by suspending work with the UN nuclear watchdog. They should know that we have the best nuclear weapons, the greatest nuclear weapons. Believe me, folks.”
Meanwhile, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu expressed his frustration by saying, “This is a serious threat to global security. We cannot allow Iran to go unchecked in their nuclear ambitions. We will do whatever it takes to stop them, even if it means sending them a strongly worded letter.”
As the world waits to see how this situation unfolds, one thing is for certain – Iran’s decision to suspend work with the UN nuclear watchdog has definitely caused a stir. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and remember folks, sometimes you just have to laugh at the absurdity of it all.
