In a shocking turn of events, Iranian state TV has reported that Iran has launched an attack on a US base in Qatar. The attack, which took place in the early hours of the morning, has left many scratching their heads and wondering what led to this sudden escalation in tensions.
According to Iranian state TV, the attack was in retaliation for the US’s continued aggression in the region. In a statement released by Iranian President Hassan Rouhani, he said, “We will not stand idly by as the US continues to meddle in our affairs. This attack serves as a warning to the US that we will not hesitate to defend ourselves.”
Of course, the US has denied any involvement in the incident, with President Donald Trump taking to Twitter to dismiss the claims as “fake news.” In a tweet, he said, “Iran is just trying to distract from their own problems. Sad!”
But the real question on everyone’s minds is, how did Iran manage to attack a US base in Qatar without anyone noticing? According to a source who wishes to remain anonymous, the attack was carried out by a group of highly trained camels who snuck onto the base under the cover of darkness. “It was truly a sight to behold,” the source said. “Those camels were like ninjas, silent and deadly.”
In response to the attack, the US has vowed to retaliate with full force. In a press conference, Secretary of Defense Mark Esper said, “We will not let this act of aggression go unpunished. We will hunt down those camels and make them pay for what they’ve done.”
As tensions continue to rise between Iran and the US, one thing is for certain – the camels are the real winners in this bizarre turn of events. Who knew they had it in them to launch a stealth attack on a US base in Qatar? Only time will tell what other tricks these crafty creatures have up their sleeves.
