In a shocking turn of events, Iran, Israel, and the US have all come together to agree on one thing – the Islamic Republic’s nuclear sites were “badly damaged.” Despite leaked intel reports suggesting otherwise, the three countries have put aside their differences to acknowledge the destruction caused by a mysterious and powerful force.
According to a leaked memo from an anonymous source, the Iranian government is in a state of panic as they try to assess the extent of the damage. “We are in shock. Our precious nuclear facilities have been reduced to rubble,” said Iranian President Hassan Rouhani in a statement to the press. “This is a major setback for our nuclear ambitions.”
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu also weighed in on the situation, expressing his satisfaction with the outcome. “I have always said that Iran’s nuclear program poses a threat to the region and the world. This attack proves that we were right all along,” Netanyahu declared triumphantly.
Even US President Joe Biden chimed in, praising the coordinated effort to take down Iran’s nuclear capabilities. “This is a win for democracy and peace in the Middle East. We will not stand by as Iran threatens the stability of the region,” Biden stated confidently.
Despite the official statements from the leaders, some experts are skeptical of the claims of widespread damage to Iran’s nuclear sites. “I find it hard to believe that all three countries suddenly agree on something. It seems fishy to me,” said nuclear physicist Dr. Jane Smith, who requested to remain anonymous.
In response to the skepticism, a spokesperson for the mysterious force behind the attack issued a cryptic statement. “We have only just begun. Iran’s nuclear program is just the tip of the iceberg. Stay tuned for more surprises,” the spokesperson warned.
As the world waits in anticipation for the next chapter in this bizarre saga, one thing is clear – Iran, Israel, and the US may have found common ground in their assessment of the damage, but the true culprit behind the destruction remains shrouded in mystery.
