In a shocking turn of events, investigators have finally started analyzing the data from the black boxes of the Air India flight that tragically crashed last month. The black boxes, which were recovered from the wreckage, have provided some insight into what may have caused the crash.
One investigator, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated, “After carefully examining the data from the black boxes, we have come to the conclusion that the flight crashed because the pilots were playing a game of ‘Who can fly the lowest?’ Unfortunately, they took it a bit too seriously.”
Another investigator, Dr. John Smith, added, “It appears that the pilots were also distracted by a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. This led to a loss of focus and ultimately, the crash.”
The airline’s CEO, Mr. Fake Name, has released a statement saying, “We are deeply saddened by this tragic event and are working closely with investigators to determine the cause of the crash. In the meantime, we have decided to offer free pineapples on all future flights as a gesture of goodwill.”
Passengers on the flight have also weighed in on the situation. One passenger, who goes by the name of Mrs. Funny Name, said, “I knew something was off when I saw the pilots arguing about pineapples. I mean, who puts fruit on a pizza? It’s just not right.”
As the investigation continues, experts are urging airlines to implement stricter rules and regulations to prevent similar incidents in the future. In the meantime, we can all sit back and enjoy the absurdity of this truly bizarre situation. Remember folks, pineapples do not belong on pizza, no matter what the pilots may say!
