In a shocking turn of events, the Independent Women’s Forum bus was allegedly egged at a recent event in New Mexico, with none other than Linda McMahon in attendance. The former WWE executive and Small Business Administration head was left shell-shocked as the bus was pelted with eggs by unknown assailants.
“It was truly a yolktastic moment,” said eyewitness Betty Boop, who attended the event. “I’ve never seen anything like it before. It was like a scene straight out of a slapstick comedy movie.”
The incident has left many scratching their heads, wondering who could have possibly carried out such a heinous act. Some speculate that it could have been a group of disgruntled egg farmers protesting the IWF’s stance on agricultural subsidies.
“I can’t believe someone would egg a bus just because they disagree with our policies,” said IWF spokesperson Daisy Duck. “It’s a real eggsample of intolerant behavior.”
Despite the egging, Linda McMahon remained unscathed and even managed to crack a joke about the situation.
“Well, I guess you could say things got a little scrambled out there,” McMahon quipped, drawing laughter from the crowd.
The IWF has since issued a statement condemning the egging incident and calling for civility in political discourse.
“We may have been egged, but we won’t be beaten,” said IWF founder Minnie Mouse. “We will continue to fight for the rights of independent women everywhere, no matter how many eggs are thrown our way.”
As for the perpetrators behind the egging, their identities remain a mystery. Some suspect it could have been the work of a group of rogue chickens seeking revenge for years of egg production.
In the meantime, the IWF bus has been cleaned up and is back on the road, ready to spread its message of empowerment and independence. And who knows, maybe next time they’ll bring some bacon to go along with those eggs.
